Key destinations on any holiday to Strontium include Singing Sands. What better place to let the kids run around and go wild than amongst unexploded munitions?
Newly purchased buckets and spades allow them to dig for mines and explosives
If they misbehave, there is always the option of carrying them into deep water and dropping them.
Or just leaving them stranded and legging it.
“Where did that child go…?”
After all that fun it’s back to the car for a delicious lunch.
“Where can I chuck this sandwich so they don’t notice, Lana?
“Perhaps you should just eat it Rosie. Then maybe they will let us go home.”